Why yes, I am part ferret.

[kellinator]

In an attempt to keep me somewhat happy and not-psychotic, my coworkers have resorted to gifting me with blinking neon pens.

The scary thing is, it's working. Ooooh, shiny object...

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[rotwangvp.livejournal.com]

It's a known fact: Women are attracted to shiny objects.