from a phone conversation with sujata

[kellinator]

kellinator: Shit. *pause* I swear too much.

sujata: No, I was just surprised that you didn't say 'fuck.'

kellinator: I interchange them. Shit, fuck, shitting fuck fuck shit...

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sujata: But 'fuck' is your word.

kellinator: Yeah... I like 'fuck'. When you say 'fuck', you know you've said a real, Anglo-Saxon word. It's not one of those mealy-mouthed words. When I say 'fuck,' I want to go drink mead out of a goblet and grope cute Viking boys.

sujata: *giggle* You really are a swashbuckler!!

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well fuck

[metaphorge.livejournal.com]

If you didn't fucking swear so fuxking much, I'd damn well think that some motherfucking aliens from some shithole planet in the cocksucker nebula had fucking abducted you, and that would fucking suck.
So keep the motherfucking swearing up so that my world doesn't go to shit. :)

Re: well fuck

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I live to motherfucking serve!! ;)