The Temple of Snark is open for business!!

[kellinator]

I've been awake barely an hour and I've already said "fuck" at least a dozen times. Yep, things are back to normal!!

BTW, there's no fucking way I'm going to be able to catch up with my friends list, so if there's anything important I need to know or if you made any entries extolling my virtues, let me know here.

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I've started a booming business selling sculptured dryer lint at craft stores and Walmarts around the country. They all come from a fictional town called Lintberg, and they have really smarmy faces. I call them the Lintberg babies.

[fanagle.livejournal.com]

Well it's about time! Welcome back and all of that. My friends page wasn't the same without you.

[alphafem.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I actually mentioned you in a journal entry and you weren't even here to see it... *sobs quietly, contemplates doing unthinkable things with her staple remover...*

[la-deesse.livejournal.com]

love. your. icon. if he'd done that just once in the last forty years, think how much less neurotic ol' charles would be now...

Re: important entries

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I wrote an entry on Being Broken / Taking Meds that might be interesting.

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Scarcrest moved to Iceland.
The Kiddo started reading.
My father got his ear pierced.
AdmiralQ had a date.
Archangel enrolled in college classes.
My grandmother got engaged.
One of my stories ws nominated for a national prize.
I started moonlighting as a high-priced bondage hooker.

Only one of these is true.

P.S. Can I steal that icon? ::begs::

[lunza.livejournal.com]

The bondage one, right? :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/lothar_/]

My blood hurts.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, you oughtta get that checked out...

[deza.livejournal.com]

Normal levels of holiday angst here.

[deza.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I put some of my NaNoWriMo smut up in deza_writes. Just because I know you need some good smut to read by now. ;)

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

er.. nope... but now that you're back I will extole the virtue of purple(ish)hair!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hee!! It's about to be even more purple!!

[vivycakes.livejournal.com]

Welcome back! Happy New Year.

[scyllacat.livejournal.com]

before (I swear it) before the new year, there will be the story of my Mom and the Ham, My Mom and the Car and the Job, my Boyfriend and the Great Migration of 2004, with subplot of the Pickup Truck and the Missing Items. So, no, not yet, but watch for updates! I promise entertainment!