Monday randomness

[kellinator]

Things I Don't Understand:

• Why they call it a shit-eating grin. I mean, I can't imagine that eating shit is something that would make you grin (and if it is, I don't fuckin' wanna hear about it).
• Why my mom, who lives eight miles out of BFE, Tennessee, can purchase a six-pack of her favorite adult beverage on Sunday if she wants to and I, in the burgeoning metropolis of Atlanta, can't. (Not that I needed any more alcohol yesterday... I'm just sayin', y'know?)
• Why recent immigrants, especially ones who work in convenience stores, find me irresistible. What, do I have a wholesome all-American look, or is there just a big sign that says "Green Card" taped to my ass?
• Why Saved by the Bell has been released on DVD but the kickass X-Men cartoon from the '90s hasn't. Not in total, anyway.
• Why I bruise if you look at me funny, but  I can't remember ever getting the flu, not even when my county was having a flue epidemic so bad that all the schools closed. Of course, I'll probably be getting it soon because of my deliberate tempting of fate, when I informed my flu-addled GM that I wasn't afraid of his germs and gave him a big hug.
• What happened to all the really funny things I came up with for this list but now can't remember.

Comments

[rocketmelee.livejournal.com]

I can sympathize with most of this list... particularly recent immigrants in convenience stores. ALthough mine are all in grocery stores. And they are the only ones who ever hit on me, with the exception of the occaisional elderly republican... yuck.