sports snark

[kellinator]

Things I've learned from many years of watching sports, confirmed this morning by watching the ESPN interview with Keyshawn Johnson:

If an athlete says, "I don't think I'm selfish"... he's selfish.
If an athlete says, "I didn't say that. I never said that. You guys misrepresented me"... he said that.
If an athlete says, "I've never been late to practice, ever"... he's full of shit.

Comments

[yendi]

And if he says, "Throw me the damned ball," throw him out of town and use the draft pick the draft a Quarterback of the Future.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I foresee a brilliant career in coaching for you...

[manifestress.livejournal.com]

I think that could be extrapolated to extend to most men! Ask me about that theory, one of these days!

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

If a coach says that he has a "good working relationship" with a player, that means he hates his guts and plans to trade him away at the nearest opportunity.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, good one!!