Snarky side up!

[kellinator]

I got up on the snarky side of the bed today. I've even been snarking on radio advertisements.

Guy on Radio: I'd been having... difficulties being... intimate in the bedroom. My girlfriend and I were both really upset, so I went to the doctor. I found out I'm not impotent, but I have a condition that can affect men of all ages...
Me: Yeah! It's called "being a lousy lay!!"

Somebody stop me before I get it in my head that I'm funny...

Comments

[manifestress.livejournal.com]

you are funny, and intelligent, and scathing, and insightful

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*blushes with delight* Thank you!

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

Hey! When are we drinking?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

This week sucks... How about next Monday or Tuesday?

[la-poubelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cool. Shoot me an email with the details when you figure them out.

[tyrantmouth.livejournal.com]

But that was funny! That's probably something I would have yelled, or maybe, "Yeah, it's called being underendowed!" :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*grin* Thanks, hon!

I LOVE IT

[idioticpoet.livejournal.com]

Good lord, if you and I were ever together, people would lock us up on charges of verbal abuse!

Re: I LOVE IT

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

But we'd have FUN!!