Unsent letters

[kellinator]

This one's shamelessly ripped off from feygirl and vyviane.

Dear X,
I really hope you're not becoming the person I think you're becoming.

Dear X,
Why won't you believe me when I tell you how wonderful you are?

Dear X,
I'm dying to know, do you actually believe your own bullshit?

Dear X,
I just pray you never caught on.

Dear X,
I love you dearly, but what the fuck are you smoking?

Dear X,
You have no idea how much I want to be you when I grow up.

Dear X,
Don't be afraid. I don't bite.

Dear X,
You keep saying you've changed, but I don't see it.

Dear X,
I owe you more than I can ever repay.

Dear X,
You owe me more than you can ever repay. But that's okay. I won't hold it against you.

Comments

[tygerlilly.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I am any of these.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You're not, but if someone who is asks, then I'll be in trouble!

[tygerlilly.livejournal.com]

How've you been? I haven't seen you in ages!

[bheansidhe.livejournal.com]

Oh YEAH??

[weaklikekitten.livejournal.com]

I don't think I am any of these, but this sort of thing drives me nuts! The curiosity!

Re: hmmm

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Heh!! I've screwed with alanator's head! My work here is done! *flourishes cape, throws a smoke pellet and vanishes*

[vill.livejournal.com]

Crazy this makes me. :-P

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

Am I? Why not? How about now? Now am I? Now? How about now? Now? Maybe... now?

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

...

Are all of those directed at ME?!

-X

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Dear X,
Why won't you believe me when I tell you how wonderful you are?

Dear X,
I'm dying to know, do you actually believe your own bullshit?

Dear X,
You have no idea how much I want to be you when I grow up.



dude, i had better be one of these three. :D

-hx

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*rubs palms together evilly*