Coconut rum is eeeevil!!

[kellinator]

alanator thinks the stuff floating in his lava lamp looks like sperm.

I think alanator needs to get laid.

Any takers? He's funny, sweet, smart, well-educated, and gainfully employed!

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[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

If he shows up at my door with some butter and cinnamon, I'll consider it.