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[kellinator]

unanon and I can't figure it out: How come Agent Smith is so damn hot we can barely stand it, but Elrond isn't?

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

By that description, Elrond's the one I'd want... yet Agent Smith is my lust object. I guess it really is all in the attitude.

[azurelunatic]

Yeah, but I see Elrond doing the "I'm a better being than you are because I am all-knowledgeable and long-lived, and I don't give a shit about you or your problems, because I'm going to outlive them, and by the way, my daughter thinks you're a nasty scum but she's too well-bred to say so, and I'm doing you a favor by telling you so" thing, and I get peeved with him.