kellinator | Oh dear, I seem to be turning into my mom.

Remember last weekend when I was home and bummed out because I thought my mom was being too interested in television?

It's contagious, dammit!!

In what is a total 180 for me, this week I've perfected the art of sitting there slack-jawed staring at the television. I went into spasms of glee upon discovering that I do indeed get Bravo and therefore I can watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (damn, I need a Fab Five makeover). I even had a minor sulkfest last night when I wanted to watch Law and Order and couldn't find any variation of Law and Order on anywhere. Seriously. I was on the phone with

atomicnumber51 and we were both like "No Law and Order?!" because seriously, that show or one of its spinoffs always seem to be on somewhere, someplace. There will be a Law and Order network one of these days. It's all part of Dick Wolf's grand plan to take over the world.

I expect half my friends list will mock me for being a Philistine, and the other half will ask when I'm joining their fandom and when am I going to start writing slash.