Messed-up thought for the day

[kellinator]

If you think to yourself "Gee, the year's almost over, what have I accomplished?" and the first thing that comes to mind is well, I haven't killed anyone, it's probably time to raise your standards.

Comments

Re: Not killing people

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Considering your customers, I think that not having killed anyone is an *amazing* accomplishment. I don't know that I'd succeed. I know that if Oracle Hosting Services was local that I'd be convincing a jury about justifiable homicide. **grrr**

Re: Not killing people

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

If only my customers were the only people pissing me off...

Re: Not killing people

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

True enough. But then, the people at work are people you're forced to deal with. At least that's my problem.

BTW, I don't tell you that you're nifty often enough...

[beachsomewhere.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't think that's such a bad feat. I also chalk up "still alive" as having done a top job as well.

After all, consider the alternatives.

Re: Not killing people

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. That really means a lot. I think you're way nifty.

Would it be okay for me to email you about something?

Re: Not killing people

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Certainly.

Reciprocity in niftiness is -good-.

[fairylogic.livejournal.com]

It's a noble goal... especially for someone in your position. I'd say congratulations are in order.

Yes. Raise those standards

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

You need to follow through. Start killin'. You are the angel of death and the time for purification is at hand!

(Just kidding)

[spazzkat.livejournal.com]

amen to that

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that.. any day that no one dies is a good day for me... (and I think it remarkable that neither of us have committed a HOMICIDE this year)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

The question is, what does one raise them to?

[adric]

A) Not dead

B) Have not snapped and killed anyone

No, really, by those standards it's a good year.

Re: Yes. Raise those standards

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me, because I just might follow through. I blame it on Garth Ennis...

[hugs.livejournal.com]

kill someone... that was what I was supposed to do this year and forgot about... well, I have a few months left yet...