Spam spam spam spam

[kellinator]

I get so much spam. Most of it goes to my "junk mail" folder, but it still irritates me, because it's just so damn irritating.

A lot of it is telling me how to increase my penis size. Because I gotta tell you, I lie awake at night wondering "How can I increase my penis size?"

Comments

Freud

[luckychance.livejournal.com]

would have a LOT to say about that one. But hey, congrats on the entire relationship thing. And good luck.

Re: Freud

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

My mom has a lighthouse collection. Lighthouses are all over the house. It's really insane. One day I told her I thought it was phallic. Then I told her what phallic meant. She got pretty mad.

[elizabethf.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hate it too. They even have a new little trick out where it looks like it came from your own email address! Grrrrrrr!