In the interests of a more harmonious work environment...

[kellinator]

For months now I've been trying to convince my boss that we wouldn't have nearly as many problems with students and especially professors refusing to return overdue books if they'd just get me a taser.

After the last batch of "the rules don't apply to me, I'm a LAW PROFESSOR" offenses, I think I'm finally making some headway.

Will: Do you want a deluxe taser or just a regular one?
Me: I want one like Samuel L. Jackson's lightsaber with "BMF" on the handle.

Comments

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

I work in a library as well but with Medical School faculty instead. They basically feel like they own everything anyway so they never feel like they need to return something. Medical students are worse, when they don't steal the book outright, they exacto-knife out the pages they want. Very frustrating.

What law school library do you work for, is it here in Atlanta?

[soulfire.livejournal.com]

I really want to see you swinging that around and making all the cool noises right before you zap some unruly law prof so much his hair sizzles :)

[renaissancekat.livejournal.com]

Hell--me, I want everything to say BMF on it.

*laughs*

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

Did you see the video I posted a few months ago where our most obnoxious reporter got tazed? It was freakishly hilarious.

[mizdandylynn.livejournal.com]

*snorf* orange soda.... owwww.. the pain the pain....

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

she's a bad mother--
Shut yo' mouth!
Just talkin' 'bout Kellinator