The latest installment of "Things I Have to Write Down So I'll Know I Didn't Just Imagine Them"

[kellinator]

There's something about my parents that I realized this weekend that is greatly disturbing me...

They seem to have gone even more redneck.

ariedana, dawneywawney, tenn_crichton, y'all can just all sit down. I've got you beat in the Redneck Olympics. I could offer many examples as to why, but for now I'll just leave you with the best one...

My parents now have a gazebo in the yard.

You know what the roof of the gazebo is? An overturned satellite dish.

When I pointed out to my mom that this was pretty damn redneck, she got really defensive and started insisting that "everyone up the creek has one!!"

Next time I go home, I am so taking pictures. This has to be seen to be believed.

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[pinkeffigy.livejournal.com]

If it helps, my aunt and uncle are working on making their old black large dish (the mesh type) a very large basket planter in their back yard. They are going to mount it on a pole. Maybe line it with Sphagna moss.

Maybe Matthews, GA can send a team to these Redneck Olympics?