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kellinatorThere's something about my parents that I realized this weekend that is greatly disturbing me...
They seem to have gone even more redneck.
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ariedana, dawneywawney, tenn_crichton, y'all can just all sit down. I've got you beat in the Redneck Olympics. I could offer many examples as to why, but for now I'll just leave you with the best one...
My parents now have a gazebo in the yard.
You know what the roof of the gazebo is? An overturned satellite dish.
When I pointed out to my mom that this was pretty damn redneck, she got really defensive and started insisting that "everyone up the creek has one!!"
Next time I go home, I am so taking pictures. This has to be seen to be believed.
They seem to have gone even more redneck.
ariedana, dawneywawney, tenn_crichton, y'all can just all sit down. I've got you beat in the Redneck Olympics. I could offer many examples as to why, but for now I'll just leave you with the best one...My parents now have a gazebo in the yard.
You know what the roof of the gazebo is? An overturned satellite dish.
When I pointed out to my mom that this was pretty damn redneck, she got really defensive and started insisting that "everyone up the creek has one!!"
Next time I go home, I am so taking pictures. This has to be seen to be believed.
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Date: 2003-10-06 12:46 pm (UTC)That creek wasn't named "shit creek", was it?
I really have no way to trump your redneck tale. As close as I come is watching all my family eat rocky mountain oysters at my cousin's wedding. She wore cowboy boots with her dress. The rest can only either be summoned by hypnosis or just doesn't exist.