The latest installment in "Things That Are So Right in Their Wrongness"

[kellinator]

Ever sat down to read The Two Towers and gotten to the part where Pippin and Merry are giving the others pipeweed and talking about how good the pipeweed is and trying to find pipes for the pipeweed and pulling out pipes for the pipeweed... You're like, Dude, they are totally getting stoned.

Pippin: Dude, check it out.
Gimli: (sniffs) Hey, that is some good shit.
Merry: Ever heard of Longbottom Leaf, dude? It's from Saruman's private stash.

Yeah, I'm a freak.

Comments

lol....

[jenbibi.livejournal.com]

that's great. even a tolkien purist would love it. if not, they have NO sense of humor. i know all tolkien readers have thought that at least a millions times. his books are filled with all sorts of inuendos!

Re: lol....

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I keep wondering, Am I degenerate, or am I supposed to be thinking this? I mean, even Saruman tells Gandalf he's had too much hobbit weed...

[nanne.livejournal.com]

It's only the oldest joke since the books came out in the 60s ;-P

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Dammit!! Here I was thinking I was so funny....

*stomps off in a snit*

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

I think your version was funnier. and I'm a tolkien reader from way back--though I wouldn't say I'm a purist...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you, doll.

[gikiski.livejournal.com]

Wrongness? :D

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

How wrong do you think it is?

[gikiski.livejournal.com]

That is just it, I do not think it is.

It is humorous, though. :D I guess there has to be something wrong there in order for the humor to have a bite.

[spiritchaser1.livejournal.com]

They were so stoned they started talking to trees, Duuuude.
;)
Yeah, I thought it, and I don't even go for the special smoky treat anymore.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Ever read Harvard Lampoon's "Bored of the Rings?" It was written in the late 60s, early 70s, completely lampooning the trilogy down to the maps. Good stuff.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

vidicon has promised to lend it to me!

[becala.livejournal.com]

You're heard Lords of the Rhymes (http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/), right? Check the original single, second one down, if you haven't. There's definite mention of the pipeweed.

[streamweaver.livejournal.com]

I thought it was even better in the movie when Saruman told Gandalf "Clearly your love for the halflings leaf has dulled your wit." or something like that. Funny Stuff.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when I first saw it I was watching with friends at about three in the morning and I seem to remember much elbowing and giggling on that line...