It's too early to be one of those days...

[kellinator]

One of my coworkers just caught me talking to my computer.

Comments

[dellaran.livejournal.com]

Talking to your computer isn't so bad.

Hearing it talk back to you would be worse.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That's after lunch.

[dellaran.livejournal.com]

Then I want whatever you're having for lunch! :)

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

I don't often have to speak to the computer. I tend to talk to the phone. After the other party has hung up, of course.

[vanguardian.livejournal.com]

Just tell them you're trying out the new voice interface.

If you want to be really snarky to them (and have a later version of Windoze installed), use the Narrator to have it respond to you (Start->Accessories->Accessibility->Narrator)

[gtallimac.livejournal.com]

You could have told them you were practicing your phone voice for your night time job because your day job doesn't pay you enough :)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh, thank you...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

*insert phone sex jokes here*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I really need to remember to stop saying things like "oh you stupid motherfucker" and "I keeeeel you!!" loud enough for the students to hear.

[daraflower.livejournal.com]

heh, your timing is uncanny; today i was just noticing how quickly the foulness escapes my mouth when i'm dealing with any computer slowness/stupidness.

(and, i too address the computer as "you." i HATE you, fuck you so SO much, WHY do you ha-a-a-a-ate me?? etc).

[sleepinbeauty.livejournal.com]

I talk to my computer all the time. We have arguments about whether the hardware is configured properly. It says no and I say yes, fuck you, I put you together correctly, so work dammit. And it beeps. A lot.

[zanzara.livejournal.com]

My dear, I don't think you need additional friends, but I have this thing for brilliant women with a sense of humor, and chuck_lynn credits you with the term "dicksmack", which scored you more points than can be counted with me...I'd very much like to add you to my little journal world.

~Zanzara~

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'd be absolutely honored. God bless you.