This is all my darling cousin's fault.
Sep. 15th, 2003 10:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorA few days ago ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
reannon posted a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons she'd make a good girlfriend and encouraged the rest of us to stop dissing on ourselves long enough to do the same.
I considered this for about fifteen seconds, couldn't think of any, and wandered off to drink cheap wine.
However, my darling cousinariedana decided I needed a little help. She made me promise to post a list if she wrote it for me.
She's in big trouble.
Reasons Thatkellinator Would Make A Good Girlfriend
1. She can drink you under the table.
2. She's kinky! ;)
3. She's a geek, and will probably buy as many comic books as you do.
4. She looks really good in a corset.
5. She has a good job, so she doesn't need a guy to take care of her.
6. She doesn't suffer fools gladly and will tell you what she thinks without making you guess.
7. She's easy to talk to and a good listener.
8. She's not a neat freak.
9. She's got a good southern girl's manners with a truck driver's vocabulary.
10. She's an angel, and it's hard not to love her.
(note: It's not that I'm not very flattered and honored by the list. I just didn't expect her to get so... blunt?)
reannon posted a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons she'd make a good girlfriend and encouraged the rest of us to stop dissing on ourselves long enough to do the same.I considered this for about fifteen seconds, couldn't think of any, and wandered off to drink cheap wine.
However, my darling cousin
ariedana decided I needed a little help. She made me promise to post a list if she wrote it for me.She's in big trouble.
Reasons That
kellinator Would Make A Good Girlfriend1. She can drink you under the table.
2. She's kinky! ;)
3. She's a geek, and will probably buy as many comic books as you do.
4. She looks really good in a corset.
5. She has a good job, so she doesn't need a guy to take care of her.
6. She doesn't suffer fools gladly and will tell you what she thinks without making you guess.
7. She's easy to talk to and a good listener.
8. She's not a neat freak.
9. She's got a good southern girl's manners with a truck driver's vocabulary.
10. She's an angel, and it's hard not to love her.
(note: It's not that I'm not very flattered and honored by the list. I just didn't expect her to get so... blunt?)
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Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 09:45 am (UTC)Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 09:51 am (UTC)*ducks*
Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 05:52 pm (UTC)Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 02:41 pm (UTC)And if he's taken over your head, does that mean you're going to do the Bop-It Dance now?
Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 03:20 pm (UTC)Must go drink now.
Re: Top 10 list
Date: 2003-09-15 05:53 pm (UTC)(Just part of the continuing effort to make you feel like queen of the effing universe.)