I guess I'm not much for comforting...

[kellinator]

In this world, there are many lovely people who know exactly the right thing to say to help a friend who's in pain, who know the perfect words to soothe a hurting heart.

And then there's me, sending emails like this:

"Sweetheart, [name deleted] is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He's so stupid that Jay and Silent Bob sit around making fun of him."

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[sage-and-sea.livejournal.com]

Dude, I would find that tremendously comforting!