I guess I'm not much for comforting...

[kellinator]

In this world, there are many lovely people who know exactly the right thing to say to help a friend who's in pain, who know the perfect words to soothe a hurting heart.

And then there's me, sending emails like this:

"Sweetheart, [name deleted] is the fucktard to end all fucktards. He's so stupid that Jay and Silent Bob sit around making fun of him."

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[es.livejournal.com]

My roommate (one Psuedopagan,) has the following as his sig-file on the bboards he frequents. He didn't come up with it himself, but it's great nonetheless. :)

"It's a sign that you're really, really, really fucking stupid. Frighteningly, word redefiningly stupid. You are Lovecraftian in your stupidity, in that your stupidity is so vast and shuddersome it alters the very way those on the outside percieve the concept of stupidity."

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Oooooh. His foo is strong. Or somebody's is, anyway.