Predicting the news

[kellinator]

It occurred to me today that if they do catch Saddam Hussein, I expect they'll cut off his head and FedEx it to Washington so Bush can hold it up on TV and say "neener neener neener."

Comments

[str8jackethappy.livejournal.com]

it's gotten so that he's making me physically ill to my stomach.

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

Nah... They's send it UPS.

[pxlboy.livejournal.com]

very likely

[mybelle.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!

I used to think I was a republican, Bush has forever changed my mind.

[greyknight.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the laugh ;+)

[football-swan.livejournal.com]

The head will go UPS or FedEx, overnight. It will be in a styrofoam cooler, filled with dry ice. Heavily duct taped shut, and the cooler will be inside a plain, brown cardboard box, with more duct tape.

When it arrives, the package will be whisked straight-away to Dubya, where he will forego the excitement of seeing the cryogenically preserved head of his arch nemesis, only to play with the dry ice.

He will place a chunk of the dry ice in a beer mug, pour Coke over it to watch the smoke pour, and run around the Oval Office, pretending he's Dr. Jekyll about to turn into Mr. Hyde.