The head will go UPS or FedEx, overnight. It will be in a styrofoam cooler, filled with dry ice. Heavily duct taped shut, and the cooler will be inside a plain, brown cardboard box, with more duct tape.
When it arrives, the package will be whisked straight-away to Dubya, where he will forego the excitement of seeing the cryogenically preserved head of his arch nemesis, only to play with the dry ice.
He will place a chunk of the dry ice in a beer mug, pour Coke over it to watch the smoke pour, and run around the Oval Office, pretending he's Dr. Jekyll about to turn into Mr. Hyde.
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Date: 2003-07-31 06:26 pm (UTC)When it arrives, the package will be whisked straight-away to Dubya, where he will forego the excitement of seeing the cryogenically preserved head of his arch nemesis, only to play with the dry ice.
He will place a chunk of the dry ice in a beer mug, pour Coke over it to watch the smoke pour, and run around the Oval Office, pretending he's Dr. Jekyll about to turn into Mr. Hyde.