I swear...

[kellinator]

If my life were any further in the Bizarro Zone, I'd sprout a third eye on a stalk in the middle of my forehead.

(But if I get to pick, I'd rather have a third arm. I've often thought it would be so useful at work...)

Comments

[polychromatic22.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I totally want a third arm.

I'd be the freakiest best barista ever. Ever.

Although, when I think about it, I think it would mostly improve my speed.

Of course, I would also just say fuck it and go symmetrical and have four arms in total. All hindu and shit.

I would rock with four arms. I would.

[juanfandango.livejournal.com]

No, you would rock weeth three arms. Four arms would let you be stable, I theenk.