The profanity tally, updated

[kellinator]

After making that last post, I called atomicnumber51, which brought on the most interesting words of the day, "fucktard" and "fuckbomb" included. Final count: 16.

Then I went home, ate my own weight in pasta, and fell asleep before halftime of the Spurs-Lakers game.

Therefore, my count sucks. 43. This is not an accurate reflection of how much I cuss. I mean, I cussed more than that at that fucking Lexus that pulled out in front of me this morning and made me slam on my brakes. Bastard. I didn't cuss as much because I was keeping track. Go figure. And I would have cussed more if I had managed to stay awake long enough to call Natalia back. That would have been 30 at least, because I'd had some cider. Probably more. Fuck.

I declare this entire fucking experiment a dismal fucking failure and wander off to curse at law students.

Comments

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Did I win? I guessed 40!

(do I win a gold plated swear word paperweight??)

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You win a golden toilet. For my potty mouth.

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

whoo-hoo! iwon iwon iwon!!!!

Bethy does the Dance of Golden Toilet Joy!

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[becala.livejournal.com]

You need someone else to record your cusses for you. And they have to pick a day to do it and not tell you which one. My friend used to amuse herself in class discussions by marking down on a piece of paper every time this one dude said "Like." Now, just about everyone says "like" pretty often, but this guy would say it 3 or 4 times in one sentence. The problem is, once you knew someone was counting the likes said, you noticed how much you were saying like and it was really upsetting.