The profanity tally

[kellinator]

8:53 AM -- Realize I've left my cell phone in the house.
"Fucking fuck!!"
8:59 AM -- White Geo pulls out in front of me.
"Fuck you!!"
9:12 AM -- No parking spaces left.
"...please, please, please, FUCK, please."
9:17 AM -- Fumbling with parking tag
"Come on, motherfucker!!"
10:05 AM -- Forgot to put lunch in freezer
"Oh, shit!!"
10:46 AM -- Problems with an ILL request
(under breath) "Shit."
11:18 AM -- Another ILL problem
(under breath) "Shit."
1:10 PM -- Requested book is checked out
(under breath) "Shit."
1:32 PM -- Already forgot why
(under breath) "Fuck."
1:33 PM -- Non-circulating book
(under breath) "Shit."
2:31 PM -- Missing book
(under breath) "Shit."
2:45 PM -- World's Slowest Elevator
"Motherfucker!!"
4:00 PM -- Book not on shelf
"Shit."
4:25 PM -- Wrong law journal
"Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit."
4:30 PM -- Copier out of paper
"Shit."
7:08 PM -- IMing with pxlboy
"Then again, I'm motherfuckin' stubborn."

Spoken = 24
Written (on LJ) = 3
Total = 27

I know that doesn't sound like much, but don't worry, I'm going to talk to atomicnumber51 tonight and we all know what that will lead to.

Comments

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

Awww, fuckin-mc-A! I lowballed my guess!.

[allanorn.livejournal.com]

I should be really nitpicky and state that what you just wrote should count in the tally, but there was no intent to actually say them. I'll let you slide this time.

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

I was about to say the same thing!