Eeeeeeevil!!

[kellinator]

I think I need some eeevil minions, just in case I ever decide to get up off my lazy ass and take over the world. Any volunteers?

Comments

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

I'm not a great minion, but I'll be happy to join up with yo posse. W0rd.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I dub thee Ariedana, Mistress of Mass Media. It's kinda like propaganda minister only without the nasty Goebbels associations.

[eudaimonia.livejournal.com]

Possibly, but it would have to be a reciprocal agreement... ;-)

Funny.

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

I thought you were -my- minion.

Re: Funny.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems to think so. This is a problem. How in charge can I be if people think I'm a minion? Yet another reason I need an attitude makeover.

[legolastn.livejournal.com]

My eeevil hair would probably like to join. It's superpowers include nigh invulnerability to chemical agents, awe-inspiring rates of regeneration, and, once freed from the confines of my head, the ability to stick in abundance to any surface. Oh, and mind control. I'm sure at least one of these might come in handy in a plot to take over the world. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* Sorry, that was the hair talking again.

[weaktwos.livejournal.com]

I would like a filet minion, please.

[misanthropist.livejournal.com]

I don't know...could I be a high ranking minion? I would consider it, if so.

[elvis-christ.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm neither a leader nor a follower, so I'm afraid I wouldn't do too good at the minion thing...maybe I should start up my own Independent Evil Franchise™...

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hmph. No one wants to play.

[alphafem.livejournal.com]

I have a few you could borrow. I'm running out of things for them to do and they're fast demolishing my supply of mini rice cakes. That, and the Britney Spears tapes are driving me mad. Or at least they would be driving me mad if I weren't mad already.

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Okay, maybe I don't need minions that bad after all.

[dslartoo.livejournal.com]

I thought I was already one of Kelly's Minions.

cheers,
Phil

*jumps up and down...raises hand...overall excitement*

[indiepunkrock.livejournal.com]

Me! Pick me! ohohoh Right here. Pick me! I can do it! I'd be a good minion! Really hardcore!
Can I have my hair blue? Minions die their hair blue...it tells the rest of the world that you are a bad ass minion when your hair is dyed blue! Oh! And a collar! A collar tells the world that you are a hardcore badass minion!

Re: Minions

[scarcrest.livejournal.com]

I'll bite. What's my title?

[squiddna.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, you'll have serious competition from me.