Kellinator haiku

[kellinator]

Atlanta people
Drive like retarded monkeys
Pissing my ass off.

Comments

[bouncepogo.livejournal.com]

*snaps fingers*

I can dig it man. I've been there.

[harleen.livejournal.com]

replace "Atlanta" with "Florida" and you have my reality....

this is great!!

[mfree.livejournal.com]

I think this is endemic everywhere...

(Thanks to the bemulleted owner of Black 1996 Camaro, TN plates JEQ-506 for tailgating this morning and pissing me off enough to make me remember you...)

[maida-mac.livejournal.com]

But it only pisses your ass off? ;)

Ugh, I can relate. I swear Seattleites get behind of the wheels of their SUV with their latte and their cellphone and forget how to drive.

Ugh. It's dangerous out there.

[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

kell is brilliant!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe. Demented, definitely!

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[dark-firefly.livejournal.com]

they aren't synonymous?

[cynical7.livejournal.com]

Come to Syracuse
Here you can watch idiots
Drive like shit in snow

[mrswarkie.livejournal.com]

Live in Adelaide
Morons drive on all the streets
Must crush, kill, destroy.


I thought Sydney drivers were bad, but Adelaidians are a whole 'nother story!

*applauds* true...true...

[kmn-rdr-caoimhe.livejournal.com]

Having lived in ATL, I definitely feel your pain. But as it was mentioned before, yes, ppl like that are everywhere. I still fear that one intersection, though...you know, at that spot near the QuickTrip, the Saturn dealer and the mall...by the onramp to Stone Mountain? What is it, like 6 stop lights??

Re: *applauds* true...true...

[thorax86.livejournal.com]

That intersection is on Lawrenceville Hwy, right near North Dekalb Mall. It used to be called Market Square Mall. I saw an accident sitting at one of those lights! I live 2 miles from there and I can 100% agree with you on how dangerous that area is.

[sassysmile.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! I took your blunt truth survey by the way. :) I hope the "No comment" answer was for when you really didn't know...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you! We should get together sometime, when I get all my ducks in a row.

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[sassysmile.livejournal.com]

Sounds fabulous!

[alison-says.livejournal.com]

I love it :)

Know what I think is especially retarded? That these people drive so badly, and then drive their dumb asses to Home Depot and buy all kinds of masking tape and plastic sheeting and 3 days worth of food reserves. Doesn't driving like that endanger you a lot more? And wouldn't driving better increase your chance of survival in case of disaster a whole bunch more than plastic sheeting? It seems like ducking under a desk in the face of a nuclear attack. Anyway.