As I was just telling hooper_x...

[kellinator]

I should have been a guy. I burp, I fart, I curse like a drunken sailor, I scream at basketball games.

Yet I have moments of extreme girly-girliness where I overindulge in makeup and romance novels.

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[vill.livejournal.com]

See? See? That's what I'm screaming. I will play Baldur's Gate all day long, and say things like "Mother fucking Christ" when a bunch of kobolds or something kill my dinky first-level party, and I masturbate, like, daily, and when there's a pretty girl walkin' down the street, I might say something like, "Nice swing on that back porch."...

But THEN I have these fits of glitter-and-dresses. What the hell is that about?