Why I can't get what I want, revisited

[kellinator]

Because what I want is stupid!!

In the future, I will guard against this by only wanting non-stupid things like:

** spinach
** Nobel prizes
** alarm clocks
** gift certificates to Amazon.com

Comments

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

It doesn't work. I've tried to want non-stupid things. I was weirded out when I actually got them.

So I want only outlandish silly things-
-Superpowers!

-An unoffensive smelling cigar that tasted good and that I can smoke in public that never went out. (Notice I said smoke. The chocolate cigars don't count.)

-A life time supply of silly string.

-A spaceship.

-A planet made entirely of LEGOs capiable of supporting life. (Maybe even LEGO-life.)

BTW the guilty party is working the Abyss in Marrietta this year.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Tell the guilty party to contact me. Gosh, I'm such a fuckin' tool...

Re:

[sophocles.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen or heard from him. I just know where he's working.