Quote of the morning

"Stop looking nervous, you know I'm harmless."

--Me, to a coworker I'd just informed that I was "gunning for bear" this morning.

great wisdom from scarcrest

"A whole lot of trouble could have been avoided in the past 3,000 years if God had just added an 11th commandment: 'Thou shalt not be an asshole in my name.'"

sports snark

Things I've learned from many years of watching sports, confirmed this morning by watching the ESPN interview with Keyshawn Johnson:

If an athlete says, "I don't think I'm selfish"... he's selfish.
If an athlete says, "I didn't say that. I never said that. You guys misrepresented me"... he said that.
If an athlete says, "I've never been late to practice, ever"... he's full of shit.

Hey, lookie!!

I have a cameo in azurelunatic's novel!!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/azurelunatic/2918249.html

Phone Post: No. Nobody is listening....

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