Got beat down, got my gun took

This morning there was a chick on the bus who looked an awful lot like Michael Michele. I thought about mentioning it to her, but I couldn't decide between "Excuse me, you look like a really bad actress," "So, got beat down got your gun took?" or "Why would anyone date Peter Benton anyway? He's such a pompous ass."

Somehow this seemed fitting

When Blast From the Past came out, my college buddies and I -- especially my then-boyfriend's older brother Chris, a sort of arch-conservative conspiracy theorist with megalomaniacal tendencies -- got a huge kick out of this song. But now it seems kinda prescient.

( Political Science, by Randy Newman )

I have discovered the dumbest time sink ever...

http://www.fanfiction.net/

I had no idea there was so much bad fanfic in the world. I mean, really bad fanfic. Not just bad fanfic. So-bad-you'd-gouge-your-eyes-out-if-only-you-could-stop-laughing fanfic.

( seriously, it's ridiculous )