Awww, how sweet...

My boss just ran home to check on his wife because she isn't feeling well. See why I like working for this guy?

oh wow, I'm impressed

The latest person to respond to my personal ad (collect call, natch):

"hi every body?i want make frindes from all the world.i hope i can.i'm an egyptien man like make friends.bye for now"

That dull thud you hear is me beating my head against the wall.