Dammit

Why am I always so impatient?

grr

I have a mad-on.

I'm not really sure why. I just do.

babbling, because I can.

Don't you guys miss when I used to post like fifteen times a day?

Didn't think so!!

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Isn't it weird how we crave what we don't have? Like, I finally got one area of my life fixed, and I totally enjoyed it for a little while, but now I'm fixating on a part of my life that I don't know how to fix.

I really want to shut up and enjoy the things that are right instead of fixating on the thing that's wrong.

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Why is it that when I mention how swell my new boss is, everyone assumes I want to sleep with him? Because I so don't.

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This is way too sick and funny:

http://www.nerve.com/personalessays/keck/taleofthetape/

Thanks, "Bob"!

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There's something really mean and vicious and funny as hell that I want to do. I'm going to manage not to do it though. I'm cool like that.

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Something really, truly wonderful happened today. Thank you to the person who did it (and I hope you know who you are).

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I think I need a new me.

Stuck on you

I have a new obsession. Magnets. Cool magnets, funny magnets, deep magnets, whatever. I've discovered they're the perfect thing to decorate my cubicle. And I want more of them. So if you have any cool ones and you want to spoil me, shoot them at me and I'll try to think of something cool to reciprocate.