I love cats... not everyone does.

kellinator: So how's your roommate's cat?
ptwarhol: (glaring) Dead.
kellinator: What's the cat's name?
ptwarhol: (still glaring) Fuckin' dead.
kellinator: (trying another tack) I mean, what does your roommate call the cat?
ptwarhol: (in utter agony) Schmee.

Mooooo!!!!

I posted this a long time ago, but a lot of you have come on board since then, and I never get tired of it anyway.

http://riddleme.com/html/cow.html