I love cats... not everyone does.

[kellinator]

kellinator: So how's your roommate's cat?
ptwarhol: (glaring) Dead.
kellinator: What's the cat's name?
ptwarhol: (still glaring) Fuckin' dead.
kellinator: (trying another tack) I mean, what does your roommate call the cat?
ptwarhol: (in utter agony) Schmee.