This morning's horrorscope

"It comes as a comfort to know that you look better than you feel."

Gee, thanks.

I am the Trivia Goddess!!

Or is that the Goddess of Useless Knowledge?

If there's one thing that little insecure me is confident, dare I say cocky about, it's my trivia ability. Case in point: A while back, sirinek invited me to games night. We were trash-talking all week over IM each claiming we were going to kick the other's ass at Trivial Pursuit.

When the big night came, I kicked his ass and smacked it for good measure.

So I finally managed to make it to trivia with sirinek this week. I was so full of myself that I even promised a first-place win. And I delivered through my knowledge of geography, Marilyn Monroe's ex-husbands, and titles of the British nobility (gleaned mainly from romance novels).

I so enjoy being competitive.

(Have I mentioned that one of my life goals is to be a five-time champion on Jeopardy?)

I am the Trivia Goddess!!, part two

Maybe that could be my new career. I could be a trivia hired gun.

Ummm, is there anyone who actually needs a trivia hired gun?

grrr...

There was a phone ringing in the library at the reference desk for like five minutes. The reference staff is away, and I am decidedly not reference staff, but I finally picked it up for the purpose of saying "they ain't here, biyatch!!" (or the polite version of that)

When I picked it up, I got a dial tone. Weird.