I'm a bitch.

[kellinator]

Woohoo. A and sirinek and I went to trivia tonight and it sucked big smelly donkey balls. All the teams were rude and cheating. I told one bastard off at the end of the night and he called me a bitch. Coming from a big sack of monkey shit like him, this was a compliment. If I ever play there again, I wanna see how many names I can get called.

Yeah, I'm a bitch! And damn proud of it!

A wanted me to make sure you all know that he's really cute and cool and available.

You know how when you apply for a job, you have to have references? I think we should start getting references for people we date. I'd give A a good reference.

Comments

[weaklikekitten.livejournal.com]

Well if he had a resume, I would take a look at it!

:)

[stoobydoo.livejournal.com]

To quote Missy Elliot,

"She's a bitch
When they say my name
Talk mo' junk
But won't look my way..."

=D

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

if people had dating references, much of the hillarity and confusion of the dating world would be averted -- can't have that.

[atomicnumber51.livejournal.com]

I would give decent references for most of my exes, but a few would get comments like:

"Emotionally Unvailable"
"Self-Absorbed"
"Idiot When Drunk, Which is Often"
"Dumber Than a Sack of Rocks"
"Does Not Play Well With Others"
"Runs With Scisors"
"Shows Latent Signs of Snapping and Becoming an Axe Murderer"
etc.

I shudder to think what they'd say about me...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I am so laughing my ass off... I'll have to email you and guess who they are.

Mine?

"Will embarrass you in class"
"Doesn't like to bathe"
"Will make out with your friends"
"Will fuck your friends"
"Wants a woman just like dear old Mom (the bitch)"
"Has psychotic reactions when you kiss him"
"Likes to stalk and threaten suicide"
"Wears women's underwear"
"Peter Pan told him to grow up"