Questions I ask myself on a regular basis

[kellinator]

Am I a jerk?
How did I get so neurotic?
Can cats understand English?
What's the best cell-phone provider?
Am I going to hell?
Who let the dogs out?
Am I as bad as THEY say I am?
If I could do things differently, would I?
Why did Homicide get cancelled?
Is everything going to be okay?
Are my parents proud of me?
Why is Sam such a cranky kitty?
Am I just a big whiner?
What happened to my self-esteem?
What's it like on Jupiter?
Is God listening?
Where's the best place to hang out?
What should I do next?
Are people just indulging me?
Why are lawyers so cranky?
Who first called it Tar-jay?
Do I expect too much?
Am I too hard on myself?
Why do I put so much of myself out here?

Comments

*smile*

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

I still find the term "adorably neurotic" to be very, very cute...

Re: *smile*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'd like to think it sums me up...

Re: *smile*

[tropiquena.livejournal.com]

*seconds that!*

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

Persians and Siamese cats don't understand English 'cause they're not American.

Answers...

[stoobydoo.livejournal.com]

-Not that I can tell.
-It happens easily, yet gradually.
-They only understand "pussior..."
-Not Cingular.
-If you are, I'll be along for the ride.
-The real question is "Who let your mom out?"
-Nope - you're worse.
-Too lazy...
-Cuz the TV god spoke...
-For the most part, yes - random drama will persist.
-I don't know them, but I would imagine that any parent would be proud of their child as long as they are healthy and happy with themselves.
-Because he can be.
-It's ok to whine sometimes.
-It ran away with the dish and the spoon.
-Hot in there, so take off all your clothes.
-Probably not...but it's still worth a shot, right?
-Wherever the company is good and the beer flows steadily.
-Take up tennis.
-Only if you want them to be.
-Because they have a useless job.
-Some dumbass redneck who tried to make fun of a Frenchie..
-Sometimes, that can be a blessing in disguise.
-I think we all are - I know I am.
-Because it's easier to do so on LJ than it is in real life...

That help any?

Re: Answers...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Actually, yes. Thank you. **hugs**

Re: Answers...

[stoobydoo.livejournal.com]

Hehe - good, I try...

=D