Chocolate

[kellinator]

I want chocolate. If I don't get chocolate, people are going to get hurt.

So I'm buying a chocolate bar, and I'm eating the whole damn chocolate bar, and anyone who doesn't like it can fuck off.

Comments

ooh chocolate chips

[astrophysicat.livejournal.com]

I used to have an opened bag of semi-sweet morsels next to my bed at college almost all the time. Ate them by the handful, no chewing, just letting them sit in my mouth and melt. But France spoiled me man, they have half an aisle of Belgian chocolate in the grocery store . Cote d'Or, Noir de Noir baby for pure chocolaty bliss, and Milka for those creamy smoothness moments.

Why, why do I settle for Nestle Crunch bars? Cuz I'm a lazy bastard.

(and a second to: Heathen!)