Quote of the day, courtesy of yours truly

[kellinator]

"I'm past the point in my life where I kiss ass for free."

Comments

[yendi]

Ha! So are you saying you'll kiss ass for money? Is there much of a future in that?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

There's gotta be. How else do you explain all the wildly rich and successful ass-kissers?

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

Could you post your rate schedule, then?

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

what about bartering?

you kiss my ass, then I'll go to hell for you. (wait, I'm already living in hell)

you kiss my ass, then I'll fuck myself. (wait...)

you kiss my ass, then I'll suck up? (wait...)

I'll spring for coffee and doughnuts?

help me out here....

[aka-baphomet.livejournal.com]

You bunch of salad-tossing freaks...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

You filthy beast, do I look like a lunch lady?

Re:

[aka-baphomet.livejournal.com]

Is that syrup on your lips? Or jelly perhaps?

Tell you what.. I've got a quarter and a nickle shoved way up my ass. If you can eat it out, its yours!

Now don't so spending that all in one place.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

This just might be the most revolting thing ever written in my LJ.

[aka-baphomet.livejournal.com]

W00T! Tell me what I've won Bob..

Thaaaaaaats right you've also won a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat. A custom tailored suit by Botany 500 and Encyclopedia Britannica, the books of knowledge..

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

she said "KISS" not "go spelunking"


Now see what you did, Kelly? you got him all worked up over nothing! I'll have to break out the whip and saltpeter....

you two better quite flirting or I'll have to "go Buffy" on your asses. (and that's NOT the same thing as Kissing)

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I think you're looking forward to going Buffy.

don't knock it...

[isis691.livejournal.com]

Everyone likes to "go Buffy" every now & then. Some more often than others. Hey - we can't help what gives us pleasure!!!

[deza.livejournal.com]

Um, you were expecting this, weren't you?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Honestly? No.

We've talked about innocence (or is it naivete), haven't we?

aww....

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

yer so CUTE!!

*ducks from the impending blow*

Re: aww....

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, cutie-pie!!

[ex-rollergir829.livejournal.com]

That's a good quote. That's really fitting for me, especially today.

[luckychance.livejournal.com]

Mind if I borrow that?

Re:

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Please do!