I'm bored

[kellinator]

It's 8:30, I'm stuck here at work, I have no AIM or chat programs and I'm really really bored. Bored stiff. Somebody entertain me, please!!

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[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

This might do the trick :)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/customers_suck/

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Heh. Funny. I may have to join that. Thanks!

[scixual.livejournal.com]

*pees on floor*

*blames it on bob_dot_com*

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

In the immortal words of Jeremy, Barry Ween's best friend:

"Hey!! Not cool! You take that shit outside! And clean that up!!"

One good laugh deserves another. Check www.barryween.com to see what I'm talking about.

[forestdweller.livejournal.com]

*Starts to asexually reproduce*


*The many mini-Raevyns proceed to eat all of your food*


*snicker*


(It's bob_dot_com's fault, I SWEAR!)

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

[Cartman voice] NO mini-Raevyns that's MAH pot pie!![/Cartman voice]

[athena-marz.livejournal.com]

::destroys any glass product found in your home::
oops...damn that Bob...
oh, here's some good entertainment
Sinfest (http://www.sinfest.net)
or
<a href="http://www.somethingpositive.net>Something Positive</a> I dunno if you've already been there or not, but I'm just doing the will of Bob...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

::tossing a glass:: Here. You missed one!

[skunk02.livejournal.com]

If I had a peg leg (or wooden leg)...

I would take black marker, and white out..and make a checkerboard design all the way up my peg leg..just like those ska kids...Rudeboy!! Rudeboy!!!

What would you do?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I'd prop it up on the desk at work so nobody would fuck with me.

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[skunk02.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

Good Idea. Good fucking idea *shakes your hand*

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

You'd be the skankinest pirate ever.

and as defacto Ska Guru, I think that would fucking rule.

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[skunk02.livejournal.com]

Awesome. That made me happy when i was blue. Thanks partner, thanks ;-)

[skunk02.livejournal.com]

OHHH you wanted reaaalll entertainment.

http://www.pennyarcade.com is some funny stuff too...

[corvi.livejournal.com]

For entertainment I was going to do cartwheels. But due to pdi 's pee I am not going too.

However one of my favorite sources of amusement online is sluggy (http://www.sluggy.com). You may want to start at the beginning, or at least at the beginning of a storyline. Couple years worth of story to read.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I told him to clean that piss up!!

[scixual.livejournal.com]

Sorry. :(

Um...I blame society.

[madmravyn.livejournal.com]

www.bored.com

www.newgrounds.com

www.theonion.com

www.satirewire.com

www.joecartoon.com

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Live long and slack!

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[madmravyn.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm a slack professional.

FOUR WORDS

[ex-viator895.livejournal.com]

WORSHIP THE COMIC.

please


www.sluggy.com

Re: FOUR WORDS

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

::worship worship worship::

I've got a lot of catching up to do!

Re: FOUR WORDS

[ex-viator895.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes, another minion either made or found for the Horde. The One True God Pete(TM) will be most pleased.

Re: FOUR WORDS

[digibri.livejournal.com]

Sluggy does, indeed, rule.

B.

[absentmammoth.livejournal.com]

I find a good way not to be bored is to dance around the room like a monkey until they take you away in the crazy wagon, and then you can have so much fun with the nice men in the white coats, and they ask you all kinds of questions, and there is so much to do you can never be bored! Unless you insist you're "sane"...then they can be a bit of a drag.

If this is not your cup of tea, though, go visit one of my favorite laugh sites, www.engrish.com.

Have fun!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I keep trying to get those nice men to take me with them, but no dice. They keep saying something about scaring the other patients... And I really did want to ride in the crazy wagon, too. I was hoping it was like the one the clowns have at the circus.

[absentmammoth.livejournal.com]

I have circus tickets! They even said I could ride on the elephant if I wanted to ^_^ If you need any elephants, let me know! I have the hook-ups!

[miss_tish]

Don't blame me... blame bob_dot_com. :)

Mini putt! http://www.ratatak.com/flash/putting.php3

Frogger!! http://parabellumweb.free.fr/fichiers/flash/classics/frogger.swf

Online Ouija Board!!! http://www.courierpress.com/ghost/ouija/

And I'm outta ideas.

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

::hops on the desk and does a belly dance::

::looks down and actually sees her belly::

::hops off and covers up::

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Hey babe!! You're a babe!! Be proud!

[ariedana.livejournal.com]

I'm a babe but my stomach sucks. :P

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Mine too, if it makes you feel better.

[edie22.livejournal.com]

http://www.brunching.com

Funny. Funny stuff. =) Or if you want porn, I can direct you to whichever kind floats your boat.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Remember, I am at work!

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[edie22.livejournal.com]

Well, I meant reading porn. I didn't mean the looking at kind of porn. =)

But brunching is bad. it's funny.

[edie22.livejournal.com]

I mean brunching isn't bad. It's funny. =)

Chat woman...

[thorax86.livejournal.com]

Hey, both Yahoo and AIM have HTML clients. I tell people that use public computers all the time, but noone seems to listen. If you can open a webpage you can chat! Just go to the addresses below, put in your username and password and you are chatting!!! grrrrrrrrrr

Yahoo: http://jpager.yahoo.com/jpager/messenger.html

AIM: http://www.aim.com/get_aim/express/aim_expr.adp

let me entertain you...

[daoistraver.livejournal.com]

don't know if you've seen this before but:
http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html makes me laugh... over and over again.

Re: let me entertain you...

[daoistraver.livejournal.com]

by the way, in my opinion, the later pages are a bit funnier...

Re: let me entertain you...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Yup, the early strips are best. I think my favorite line might be "Operation My Ass Enduring Without Anthrax," though.

Re: let me entertain you...

[daoistraver.livejournal.com]

are you nick-named after a Double Bock beer?

...they all seem to have names that end in "ator"

Re: let me entertain you...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

No... It's like the Terminator.

ahhh...

[daoistraver.livejournal.com]

So do you kellinate all the time?
"that's what she does... that's all she does, you can't stop her!"

Re: ahhh...

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah. Although it was most often used by the roommate I got the name from to describe what I'd done to the leftovers. "My spaghetti has been Kellinated!!"

[hooper-x.livejournal.com]

Three words, baby.

Portal. Of. Evil.

also:
A Short And Happy Life
665

[karmaryllis.livejournal.com]

Pong! (http://www.liquid.se/pong/)

This 3-D version of Pong (courtesy of ariedana) has given me hours of amusement. It's especially gratifying when you beat the computer. Enjoy!

We need to get together and do Dim Sum or sushi or fondue ;) or whatever when I get back from Philly. It's been too long...I've missed ya, honey!

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[kellinator.livejournal.com]

I've missed you too!