NOW HE'S GOT THAT BLONDE MODEL GIRLFRIEND TOO!??? THIS IS *BULLSHIT*!!
OOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I CAN PLAY A STUPID RICH WHITE MAN GAME, PLEASE GIVE ME $450 MILLION IN ENDORSEMENTS. AND I'M SOOOO TALENTED TOO, BUT GO AHEAD AND SET ME UP WITH THE LAMEST BUNCH OF COMPETITORS SINCE MONTY BURNS IN THAT POTATO SACK RACE. OHHHHH BY THE WAY, PLEASE GIVE ME A *HOT BLONDE MODEL GIRLFRIEND* TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! FUCK!!
DAMMIT
-Sperm That Was Right Next To The One That Became Tiger Woods
Look, man, you only have yourself to blame. Let me set the scene for the rest of you.
I was ejaculated out of Earl Woods' penis and WELL into the lead, due to the fact that a bunch of mutant, idiot sperm (that are normal in any batch) started trying to go the other way. I laughed at them and continued.
Well, from out of NOWHERE comes this other fucking jerkoff. He pushes me in the direction of the the labia and I'm all, "WTF?" Well, I wasn't going to let a pushy little fuck like that stop me from my destiny. It took a while, but I eventually caught up and passed him. And what does he do? He BITES MY FLAGELLUM OFF. Out of pure spite! While he's doing that, the one that eventually became Tiger says, "hey, scuse I, 'cumming' through -- so to speak" and makes contact with the egg.
So fuck you, you fucking shit-for-brains. If you weren't so damned bitter we could have BEEN somebody.
-Sperm That Was Two Away From The One That Became Tiger Woods
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DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date: 2002-06-22 11:51 am (UTC)NOW HE'S GOT THAT BLONDE MODEL GIRLFRIEND TOO!??? THIS IS *BULLSHIT*!!
OOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I CAN PLAY A STUPID RICH WHITE MAN GAME, PLEASE GIVE ME $450 MILLION IN ENDORSEMENTS. AND I'M SOOOO TALENTED TOO, BUT GO AHEAD AND SET ME UP WITH THE LAMEST BUNCH OF COMPETITORS SINCE MONTY BURNS IN THAT POTATO SACK RACE. OHHHHH BY THE WAY, PLEASE GIVE ME A *HOT BLONDE MODEL GIRLFRIEND* TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! FUCK!!
DAMMIT
-Sperm That Was Right Next To The One That Became Tiger Woods
Re: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date: 2002-06-22 11:51 am (UTC)I was ejaculated out of Earl Woods' penis and WELL into the lead, due to the fact that a bunch of mutant, idiot sperm (that are normal in any batch) started trying to go the other way. I laughed at them and continued.
Well, from out of NOWHERE comes this other fucking jerkoff. He pushes me in the direction of the the labia and I'm all, "WTF?" Well, I wasn't going to let a pushy little fuck like that stop me from my destiny. It took a while, but I eventually caught up and passed him. And what does he do? He BITES MY FLAGELLUM OFF. Out of pure spite! While he's doing that, the one that eventually became Tiger says, "hey, scuse I, 'cumming' through -- so to speak" and makes contact with the egg.
So fuck you, you fucking shit-for-brains. If you weren't so damned bitter we could have BEEN somebody.
-Sperm That Was Two Away From The One That Became Tiger Woods
Re: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Date: 2002-06-22 11:52 am (UTC)-Sperm That Was Two Nights Away