Can you believe this one?

[kellinator]

At this point the personal ads are only up for amusement and writing material. I've given up on them, but I still can't believe that someone thought this was a good approach to writing a complete stranger. This just might be the oddest approach yet:

"Hi Beatrice, let me know if you would like to talk
about getting together sometime. I hope to not be to
forward but I will let you know that I love to give
full body massages. I do not mind if at first you
leave your bra and panties on but I do look forward to
working every body part. I do not have a pic to
provide so I do not mind setting up a 5 minute meeting
at a safe public location and then going from there. I
look forward to making you smile and then some. I wont
mind if you beg for more!!!!!"

Is anyone surprised that I didn't write him back?

Comments

[kmeghan.livejournal.com]

you mean you didn't write him back??!! haha... sounds kinda creepy. :0)

[tommydiablo.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! That's classic! What's scary is that some people are actually serious about that sort of thing!

[noctifer.livejournal.com]

The amusing part is that from a guy that's a person to be avoided while from a girl that would get a dozen responses withing two hours. ;)

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

BEATRICE?!?

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

My headline is "Beatrice Seeks Benedick" (from Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing").

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, when I did my personal ad experiment, I got several disgusting responses. I thought I was going to throw up after reading one and then I cancelled the ad!

It just goes to show that there are a lot of very scary, scary people out there.

HOLY COW!

[thorax86.livejournal.com]

"I do not mind if at first you leave your bra and panties on but I do look forward to working every body part."

Damn, he is a smooth operator. He is like Billy Dee in the Colt45 commercials... hahaha OMG, he thought your name was Beatrice!