I'm an ass.
Sep. 17th, 2001 01:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kellinatorI'm *such* an ass.
I'm always doing ass-type things like not being nice enough to my friends, or pissing off my friends, or freaking out my friends, or scaring off my friends.
I am a *huge* ass. Coincidentally, I am a huge ass with a huge ass.
I make an ass out of myself every day.
I made a big ass out of myself Friday night. I hope I didn't damage any dear friendships by being an ass Friday night.
I make an ass of myself in class. I make an ass of myself over email. I make an ass of myself on the phone. I make an ass of myself at Innovox. I am an ass.
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
I'm always doing ass-type things like not being nice enough to my friends, or pissing off my friends, or freaking out my friends, or scaring off my friends.
I am a *huge* ass. Coincidentally, I am a huge ass with a huge ass.
I make an ass out of myself every day.
I made a big ass out of myself Friday night. I hope I didn't damage any dear friendships by being an ass Friday night.
I make an ass of myself in class. I make an ass of myself over email. I make an ass of myself on the phone. I make an ass of myself at Innovox. I am an ass.
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
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Assinine commentary
Date: 2001-09-17 08:15 pm (UTC)Look around, girl. Everyone does this once in awhile. And the last time I looked, your ears are smaller than an ass, you do not have gray fur, you don't bray, and all be damned if you've got four legs.
And it's nice to know you're alive -- you forgot I've been worrying about you for, oh, TWO DAYS now.