I'm an ass.

[kellinator]

I'm *such* an ass.

I'm always doing ass-type things like not being nice enough to my friends, or pissing off my friends, or freaking out my friends, or scaring off my friends.

I am a *huge* ass. Coincidentally, I am a huge ass with a huge ass.

I make an ass out of myself every day.

I made a big ass out of myself Friday night. I hope I didn't damage any dear friendships by being an ass Friday night.

I make an ass of myself in class. I make an ass of myself over email. I make an ass of myself on the phone. I make an ass of myself at Innovox. I am an ass.

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.

Comments

[whorlwind.livejournal.com]

I did hear something about a tray of jell-o shooters, sounded like it was probably a bad idea, but I'm sure you learned not to do it again.

Honestly I'm sick of alcohol personally. Being around alcohol, being around people who have been drinking alcohol. The whole inebriation thing in general is sorta starting to piss me off. People who don't know how to handle it responsibly shouldn't use it.
(that's not personally directed at you, just at the state of the world)

Now then, stop calling yourself an ass, before you get grabbed. ;) Just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and go on with life, we all make mistakes.