My embarrassment is your amusement.

[kellinator]

Because I have absolutely no sense of shame, let's have a look at my latest online suitors.

Here we have a gentleman who, according to his profile, is from Islamabad, Georgia (is that in Gwinnett County?):

"the most important thing in me as a quality is that i want to have relations wioth people from different communities. i am a smart and young man of 22. i visit different places. i am a journalist with having a master degree in english besies other degrees"

And he certainly writes like someone with a master's degree in English.

And don't miss this gem from Miami:

"am chubby.i like to have anice lady to have along term relationship with.as my wife.
chubby."

That's it, folks. That's the whole profile.

Comments

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

That is just way too funny! See those responses are the reasons I wanted my personal ad in the first place. And the only responses I received were from majorly wacked out perverts and good looking, yet psycho, guys. Yeah, I should probably have updated on my ads more, but the two good looking guys were both a little "off" if you know what I mean. (The buff, topless guy was a bible-thumping christian, and I mean, way overboard on that stuff--and this coming from me, a girl who worked at a church for 4 years of her post-college life!)

[kelliecoo.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and not too mention, if the guy is THAT freaking religious why would he use a picture of himself half-naked!