Suggested responses in the future if this happens again:
Say, "Well, mine used to be bigger before the operation;"
Say, "Let me get a magnifying glass;"
Say, "Hang on to that thought while I get the scissors."
Pigs ... The "We could all die tonight" pickup line isn't new, of course. Think about something, though. Adrian Veidt's observations on pop culture in Watchmen -- particularly on advertising.
Now think about the standard pop star -- especially the female ones. What's the largest online business? The porn industry, by most accounts. What's the latest trend in jeans? Pants that go below hip-huggers into the bikini line.
When you telegraph out to include the Clinton scandal, the rising violence in movies and other media (DC Comics just wrapped up a three-month crossover called "Our Worlds at War"), you get the impression that Alan Moore may be insane, but he was right.
Subtle as a chainsaw...
Date: 2001-09-16 10:29 am (UTC)Pigs ... The "We could all die tonight" pickup line isn't new, of course. Think about something, though. Adrian Veidt's observations on pop culture in Watchmen -- particularly on advertising.
Now think about the standard pop star -- especially the female ones. What's the largest online business? The porn industry, by most accounts. What's the latest trend in jeans? Pants that go below hip-huggers into the bikini line.
When you telegraph out to include the Clinton scandal, the rising violence in movies and other media (DC Comics just wrapped up a three-month crossover called "Our Worlds at War"), you get the impression that Alan Moore may be insane, but he was right.