you know I'm right

[kellinator]

The definitive proof that we need real, scientific, non-religious-right sex education in schools right fuckin' now:

Britney Spears: Pregnancy No. 2 'just kind of happened'

Here's a hint, Britney: A stork was not involved.

Hey scarcrest, remember a while back when you started predicting her eventually posing nude? Did you ever expect it would be as "impressive" (and y'all can take that any way you want) as a nude pregnant Harper's cover?

Where can I find a good mocking-the-celebrities icon?

Comments

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

a lot of women are under the misconception that until their period comes back (after the birth of the first child) they can't get pregnant. WRONG!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

See, this is why we need actual sex ed.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

She's a pretty good argument for birth control in the water supply.

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

and you know that edit was where some kind editor replaced "un" with "one"

"I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)!"

What trailer trash.

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

That is an insult to fine trailer trash everywhere and you know it. :P

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

Hey, I grew up across the street from the trailer park and I know my trash; hell I come from trash. LOL. That girl's one episode away from being on Springer with her baby's daddy.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

In other words, "Oops, I Did It Again."

[sempereadem.livejournal.com]

Maybe someone can bribe the doctor doing the C-section to 'slip' and accidentally snip her fallopian tubes.

I recieved much amusement from this.....

[spudmanson.livejournal.com]

I got a copy of that issue just to take it to show my sister. She ran away screaming "My eyes! I'm blinded by the ugliness! Get it away!"

I was practially rolling on the floor laughing at this point. I turned to my mother who jumps back and says "Oh! GOD!!" and them I turn to find her with the first child of doom and say "But isn't that the ugliest baby you've ever seen?"

[spudmanson.livejournal.com]

here in the south we politely refer to the as Chilluns. That's more likely what the editor replaced.

or Alien. I'd like to think she thinks babies come from space....

[on-se-dit-tu.livejournal.com]

I have a younger sister who prescribes to the "it just kinda happened" theory of pregnancy. She has three different kids by three different dads. My mom has basically raised two of them, and the father's family has custody of the third. We all praise God that she finally got her tubes tied.