Bert and Ernie -- kinda like Frank and Tim!

[kellinator]

I've gone from hating Family Guy (let's face it, the first season reeked) to loving it, but now I love it even more, now that paganmaid has made me aware of the episode where Peter watches Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.

Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.
[Gets out of bed and gets dressed]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're yelling at me again, Bert.

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

That bit cracks me up every time. :-D

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

This one was on last night on TBS:

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: That is freaking Smurf.

[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

I love that show! They just had a marathon here this weekend and I actually hurt myself laughing.

[penguinicity.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, one of the best moments on television ever. The full quote is actually:

Peter Griffin: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.
[Gets out of bed and gets dressed]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're yelling at me again, Bert.

[amenquohi.livejournal.com]

Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Priceless!!

[shes-precious.livejournal.com]

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[kobrin.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. That bit cracks me up. :)

MUCH funnier!

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm fixing it!

Funny as hell.

[commx.livejournal.com]

You just made my night with that sript snippet. Gotta find the episode now. :)