I suppose it all depends on what a girl's "profession" is.
IF her workday involves meeting her "clients" in hotels that rent rooms by the hour... IF "on-the-job safety" involves a contraceptive sponge IF she has a working-name is also something edible IF she's ever uttered the words "You aren't a vice cop are you?" IF she has a manager who wears a purple velvet hat and has gold teeth
..then and ONLY THEN can she wear jeans and stilettos... unless it's dress-down-Friday, in which case it's okay to show up in daisydukes and a tube-top wearing gogo boots.
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Date: 2005-04-12 09:17 pm (UTC)IF her workday involves meeting her "clients" in hotels that rent rooms by the hour...
IF "on-the-job safety" involves a contraceptive sponge
IF she has a working-name is also something edible
IF she's ever uttered the words "You aren't a vice cop are you?"
IF she has a manager who wears a purple velvet hat and has gold teeth
..then and ONLY THEN can she wear jeans and stilettos... unless it's dress-down-Friday, in which case it's okay to show up in daisydukes and a tube-top wearing gogo boots.